Reaction of the Week:

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In honor of Melissa’s birthday, I put together a workout for the group to enjoy. 
The rep scheme was: 11-22-33-22-11
Perform all of these exercises at each rep number before moving to the next.
- Burpees
- 100 lb Elastic Rows
- Air Squats
- Full Situps

The quote of the week came from Matt after he tried do the workout using his own rep scheme to increase his speed.  The result was him getting beat by three women by more than 5 minutes.  His reaction: a very humble and innocent, “l guess my approach didn’t work…”.  Classic.

On a side note, my BFF Addison and I did a Burpee Mile last night.  It was my sixth time and his first time doing it.  It was great to push each other with bigger and longer jumps, especially on the last lap.  We finished in 1:37 with 490 burpees.  Addison was disappointed that we didn’t beat my PR, but we can always try again! We then made Dunkin Donuts coffee and watched everyone suffer through Melissa’s Birthday Workout. Good times!

If you haven’t done any work on the rings in awhile, start practicing now!  Last night everybody was thinking the portion of the workout involving Ring Pushups would be easy.  After all, the workout only called for sets of 10 reps.  When pushing on the rings they can move in any direction except up or down.  Due to this fact, the rings will tend to move in a way that activates the stabilizer muscles which need work.  If these muscles were sufficient, the rings wouldn’t escape from under your arms.  Needless to say, there was a lot of collapsing, knee buckling, and ring evasion during the little sets of 10.  Good times.

I also chose to destroy myself using a new personal favorite routine.  You need to be proficient with the jump rope to do it.

(50 Double Unders + 10 Pullups + 15 Pushups) x 10  , Timed.

As for this morning, I knew that everybody was wanting to warm up pretty quick.  Is there a better way to warm up than interval training?  No.  We all embarked on a 20 minute journey to find self warmth.

(40 seconds On, 20 seconds Off) x 5   of:

- Burpees

- Air Squats

- Elastic Band Rows

- High Knee Dumbbell Press (because my beloved jump rope snapped and threw off my groove)

“I gotta fever!  And the only prescription is more burpees!”

Reaction of the Week:  Ben really stepped up his game this morning during core work at the end of the session.  It is a known fact that men are more vocal than women during core work, but Ben raised the bar today.  Squirming, gyrating, flailing, moaning, and screaming are all difficult to do while carefully executing semi-bicycles.  The women just watching in amazement as they silently finished their work.

A major part of my joy and fulfillment of being a trainer is playing a role in people realizing their own physical potential.  The key to unlocking this limitless potential is the regular act disciplining the mind and body (our regular training).  During typical training sessions, one must tell them self to ignore their own mind and body telling them to quit.  Sure, doing intense training on a regular basis will get you better at doing intense training on a regular basis.  But, how do you know what you’re really made of?  I strongly believe that a test is in order that is far above and beyond the level of what you’re accustomed to practicing.  By pushing your body into foreign territory, you find out if your regular training intensity is sufficient to catapult you to a new level of your own physical potential.  This is why we embark on the Burpee Mile or the Harvest Cat every blue moon.  Discovering that you can perform more than you thought you could a few months ago is extremely motivating.

On to the recap…

As of a few days ago when I checked the website poll between doing a Harvest Cat and doing a Burpee Mile, there were more votes to do the Harvest Cat.   Despite constant pressure from Dave and Matt urging me to do the Burpee Mile, I texted everybody yesterday morning and told them that we were doing the Harvest Cat because it won the poll.   Turns out that the poll had evened up since I last checked it, according to Dave, who told me this a few minutes before we were set to start.  So, when the group arrived last night, we all voted again.  I was honestly shocked when Traci and Ben voted to do the Burpee Mile, which ultimately swayed the outcome.  Burpee Mile it is!   There were several reactions.  Nervous smiles, excitement, fear,  and a bitterly cold shoulder.

We all drove up to the high school only to find that the driveway gate was locked.  So, we parked just down the road and all walked slowly and nervously up the long driveway up to the track.  Ben, Dave, and I chatted like giddy school girls during the walk.  Matt didn’t say much but had a huge smile on his face- the type of smile you dawn when you’re extremely confident that you’re about to have sweet revenge on a workout that beat you in the past.  The women were unanimously nothing short of irate.  This was the first time in my years being a trainer that I thought I would actually drive away the entire female population from our group with a single workout.  With that said, I would never put people through a workout that A) I haven’t done myself and B) was confident that they could complete it.  Both A and B were checked off in my mind for everyone in attendance last night.

Before picture, minus Davage

Out of the three previous times I have done Burpee Miles, or 1.5 miles, the climate was never as good as it was last night.  In the past it was either hotter than hell or freezing rain.  We lucked out with a cool and crisp night with only a few damp spots on the field.  The only down side was the fact that it was dark and nobody could see each other.

Once up on the track, I gave some brief instructions on form and pace, which nobody seemed interested in due to nerves, and off we went.  Matt and I , Melissa and Traci, Ben and Dave were the sets of partners, and Judy was going solo.  We had a set pace we were all keeping, and doing it rather well on the first lap.  Lap number two was a different story.  I remember seeing a silhouette across the field of Ben bent over and reaching for Dave in between a set.  His vision was apparently starting to blur and he was disoriented.  Hunched over, dizzy, and blind, Ben reached out his hand to grab Dave for support and started yelling, “Dave, where are you?!  Dave?!”.  A second later I saw the distressed silhouette do a face plant, with his arm still reaching for Dave.  Intense.  Davage extended zero mercy to his fallen partner and insisted that he get back up and continue.  They both simply backed off of the set pace and kept on going.  Around that same time, I started to hear the echoing on the women getting even more angry.  I couldn’t make out exact words, which was probably a good thing, but like a dog I could pick up on their hasty tones.  About fifteen minutes later, all of the women completed their goal- Finishing a Burpee Half Mile!  Approximately 240 Burpees and in only 48 minutes.  Ben and Dave finished their half in approximately 230 burpees in one hour.  Congratulations to Judy, Traci,  Melissa, Ben, and Davage for completing a Burpee Half Mile!  I’m really proud of all of you!

Matt and I continued and methodically cranked out our last two laps.   Matt had something to prove last night.  Late last year in his first attempt at a Burpee Mile, he only got to the half way point and had to quit due to getting sick.  He has been hounding me ever since wanting another crack at the full mile, so he was anxious and driven to finish.  Matt even picked up the pace and started to gain ground on me on the last lap.  At one point we had about 100 meters distance between us on lap three, but he managed to close the gap to about 20 meters by the time I finished.  I completed my workout in 1 hour and 33 minutes and with 465 burpees.  Congratulations to Matt for finishing the Burpee Mile in 475 Burpees and in a time of 1 hour and 35 minutes!  

After picture of the men.  The women understandably left immediately after killing their Half Mile

** By the way, I’m not sure how everybody is faring soreness wise, but I will offer a session at 8pm on Wednesday night and at some point on Friday.  This will be laid back with a focus on recovery and getting loose for those of you who are still locked up.  If you’re not too sore and ready to go hard again, we can do that too.  I’ll be out there either way because I’m not really that sore, so it’s no intrusion.  Text me if you’re interested.

I was in the mood to coach  a good, hard, conditioning routine last night.  The group was put through:

30 seconds High Knee Dumbbell Press (sprint pace)

30 seconds Bodyweight Rows

30 seconds Jump Squats

30 seconds V-Hold (arms over head)

Repeat 7x with no rest.

Static Finisher:  1:00 of (Wallsit, Plank, and 90 degree Pull Hold) Repeat 2x

Reaction of the Week:  Matt’s first attempt at a “Pullover” on the bar resulted in him hanging upside down by the waist over the bar.  He yelped in pain and was powerless to move from this position for about 20 seconds.  Classic!

My dedicated morning junkies came back for more this morning, despite the freezing temperatures.  Everybody did their own strength prescribed strength workout.  Needless to say, it warmed up pretty quick!

Since today is Halloween and I’m a festive guy, I typically dream up workouts that in some way incorporable the date or theme of the holiday.  Halloween is on 10/31.  So, I put together a workout that is 1,031 seconds (17 minutes 11 seconds) long where you shoot for as many rounds as possible.  I just got blank stares in return when I explained my rationale for the creation of this year’s Halloween workout.  Either they didn’t understand or it was just too cold and too early in the morning to care.

Men: AMRAP 17:11 of

5  Squat and Press

6  Sandbag Shoulders

7  Burpees

Women: AMRAP 17:11 of

5  Pullups

6  Squat and Press

7  Burpees

We all finished the morning with a high intensity 10 minute interval session, for good measure.

The Reaction of the Week came from an unlikely source this morning.  I honestly felt bad when I saw Melissa bow her head in the rest of our intervals then quietly and painfully mumble, “I deserve this…”.   It was a shocking glimpse into the souls of females.

Also, I want to wish a speedy recovery to those of you who crushed the Atlanta Marathon yesterday!

All of the ladies were introduced to the Dumbbell Complex yesterday…  And they all seemed to be mad at me afterwards because it was really tough.   They’ll love me for it later!  With a pair of relatively heavy dumbbells,

6  Deadlifts

6  Bent Over Rows

6  Lunges (each leg)

6  Squat Cleans

6  Push Press

6  Burpees (holding the DBs)

Rest 1:00 between complexes and repeat 6 times.

The men all did a healthy blend of strength and conditioning.  Five supersets of hang cleans and jump squats, then five more supersets of DB snatches and tire flips makes for a brief and effective full body workout.  When you mix high intensity conditioning with explosive power exercises, it’s going to be devastating- and deliver good quotes!  Reaction of the Week:

“I totally feel like I’m about to throw up… the really bad kind!” – Ben

…Because I wouldn’t want you to do the “good kind” of throwing up.

Too much acceleration on the bar for my camera!

For dessert, everybody was given partner suicides.  One person performs a suicide sprint while their partner holds a plank.  The slower your sprint, the longer your partner holds the plank.  They all did three sets, for good measure!

Traci and I killed a strength session in the morning.  Lots of push, pull, clean and press, and Airdyne intervals!  She then came back for the evening session to get in her additional cardio fix.   Judy and Traci did a tough Suicide-based workout with tons of core work at the end.

Ben and Davage found out how challenging jumping rope for rounds can be.  Super-setting Tire Flips in between rounds probably didn’t make it any easier on them!

2:00 Jump Rope (varying intensity)

2:00 600lb Tire Flips

5 Rounds with no rest (20 min total)

Reaction of the Week:  Ben and Dave’s joyful embrace upon completing their 20 minute workout.  Ben actually had difficulty finding Dave due to dizziness and tingling hands.  The intensity is written all over his face.  Classic.

 

Yesterday afternoon we all embarked on a workout I have been doing for many years called “The Wildcat”.   Originally, it was Addison and I that began doing this routine every Friday.  I live about a mile from Apalachee High School, whose mascot is a Wildcat.  Hence the name.  So, the routine is simple:

1.  Run to the high school stadium from my house

2.  Sprint up and down every aisle of bleachers from one end to the other.  Lunge halfway back along the bleachers and repeat five times as fast as possible.

3.  Perform five 100 meter sprints (walking back to the start between each)

4.  Run home

Going as fast as you can, this routine takes between 50 – 60 minutes.   Sounds easy, right?

This routine seems to cover a broad range of running types in a single workout.  There is hill training, agility, sprinting, aerobic, anaerobic, and the sensation of running home (uphill) on completely dead legs.   To me, the original Wildcat feels equivalent to your fastest 10k.  I have heard others say that it feels like 10 miles and even a half marathon.  Some variations are much worse than the original recipe, and I agree that the feeling of a half marathon is possible.   For example, “The Harvest Cat” was what we used to do every Thanksgiving before Addison joined the Army.  This variation consisted of substituting lunges for Frog Leaps,  Bunny-hopping up the bleachers instead of running, and 400 meter sprints instead of 100m.  The idea was to destroy ourselves in order to pig out at Thanksgiving and be guilt free – it worked.

Out of all of the workouts I put people through, The Wildcat has by far produced the most barfers and extreme reactions.   We have had guys training for BUDS hurl, guys lock up cramping and literally lay down in a road side ditch and wait for us to come pick them up in the truck, blackouts, somebody nearly crashing through the fence at the top of the bleachers, people fall down the bleachers because their legs no longer work, and the list goes on…

Davage and Ben both blurted out a few memorable quotes during the workout yesterday,

“I feel like I’m in labor!  And don’t use me for your stupid reaction of the week again!” - Davage

Sorry, Davage.  You’re too witty for your own good.

Congratulations to Big Joe and Ben for cranking out 14 miles yesterday at 5:00 am for their marathon training!  

It was a “nippy” run for Ben!  Gruesome…

Matt and Davage were put through a brutal conditioning circuit yesterday.  Per Dave’s request, he was given a workout which gave him a taste of the Burpee Mile – which brings us to the Reaction of the week.   Dave has gloriously reclaimed his title this week!  Upon completing his final circuit, the following priceless words were uttered,  ”I can’t feel my face… I can’t feel my face or feel my hands… I taste my Subway.”  The picture below was taken minutes before this gem of a quote was spoken.

Member achievement of the week (besides the 100 Burpee improvements) goes to Ben for juggling his marathon training plan, including a 10 mile long run this morning, and destroying multiple cross training sessions this week – often on the same day as a scheduled run!  BEASTLY.  Keep up the good work!

Today’s afternoon session was particularly awful for Davage and I.  We did one minute of sprint-in-place speed rope immediately followed by one minute of burpees (Dave) and one minute of shouldering the sandbag (me).  We repeated this two exercise circuit seven times with all out intensity and no breaks.  We were both nauseated and completely annihilated after this 14:00 heart attack-inducing workout.  Needless to say, a victory lap was in order.  And, according to Dave, this workout was, “Harder than the 100 Burpee Challenge!”.  I rarely hear of such a thing, unless we are referring to the Burpee Mile.

As for the reaction of the week, I am actually going to give this one to myself from after today’s workout.  After set number seven timer went off, I gloriously dropped the sandbag and helplessly fell on top of it and completely lacked the strength or drive to budge from this humiliating position (see below).  I’m sure Dave had a priceless reaction at the end of our interval session, as he usually does, but I was out of commission and did not have the mental capacity to take note of it.

Our victory lap…

The Reaction of the Week.  Don’t give me any crap or I will injure you.  Seriously.

Session in progress: